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Monday, October 6, 2008

Essay about the vagina of the Sol

Is evident -demented or nincompoop would be who'd deny it- that the sun has a cunt: the cunt of the sun.


The sun, as any female creature, owns her sweet vaginal örgan. For sure that the cunt of the sun is burning, due to her inherent nature of body in ignition.



Is scientifically proven that the cunt of the European women is 2ºc hotter than the cunt of other continents' women: the reason is unknown, but probably is related to the obliquity of the cunt of the sun in these latitudes.
And longitudes.


The longitudinal rays from the solar vagina would make ovulate the European human females quicker and intenser, especially during the boreal Summer.


The ultra-violet rays coming from the solar sex provoke a heater effect on the oceanic shores, especially between the parallels 40/50º north, this gets translated in to an enhancement of the vaginal ardours of the women of Europe during June and July.


The clitoris of the cunt of the sun, is a delightful stick in flames that stimulates the delicate mechanism of the sölar orgasms.